February 2011
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Harry Potter vs. Twilight, the obvious winner
Please send this to all harry potter fans to enlighten them
OMG THIS IS FANTASTIC
TITTLES
Also I didn’t realize Taylor Lautner was black
I just cried this is the best thing in the universe kjhdsfkjsahdj
The best thing about this post is Jennifer fucking Aniston.
I laughed the whole time, but I fucking lost it at Jennifer Aniston.
omg, brb, retaliating
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Yay for creative drought n_n
Reblog if you know who this is.
Obviously it’s Tommy from the Rugrats.
^obvz
A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
this is the best anti-joke ever
